This joke is going around Facebook these days, but I can’t find any real attribution, just a bunch of names that peter out…
A unionized public employee, a member of the Tea Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies looks at the Tea Partier and says,”look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie.”