My monkey is angrier than yours.
Actually, it's not really a monkey
More like some pro-simian,
like a lemur.
It's not really that angry either
More like disaffected
It's quite depressed too.
It got caught out in the rain today.
Now it's its a soggy, depressed, lemur.
I think it needs to see the vet too.
It may have a bad chest cold,
As it sniffles a fair bit.
Mind you, the sniffles
May be its trying to hold back tears.
Yeah. So I don't have a monkey on my back,
I have a wet & depressed lemur.