I can't stand it when other people pass around their lame jokes in emails that I'm not interested in. So when I find a good joke I just put it on my webpage.
A Finn and a Swede walk into a bar. The Finn sets a bottle of vodka
on the table and pours two glasses. Neither says a word.
When both glasses are empty, the Finn refills the glasses. The two
men continue to drink, staring silently across the table, with the Finn
refilling the glasses after each round.
Eventually the bottle is empty. After a short pause, the Swede says,
"You think we should get another bottle?"
"Did we come here to drink or talk?" says the Finn.