I got this from @taylorphinney, a fantastic cyclist who posted it on twitter:
It starts with:
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress
and ends with:
Ah, to be scottish and drunkIt’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory of the melee