This has to be the biggest “Slow News Day” item out there. As a newsie friend put it:
Stranded raccoon taunts dog, homeowners | peicanada.com - news that matters to prince edward island
My last news editor sent me out to cover some pointless shit
before…but that might be the all-time winner.
”Jonesy! Grab your pad and get over to Elm Street! There’s a dog! And
it’s barking at a raccoon!! See if you can get the dog to comment.”