Colin had never heard of Fake Steve Jobs before I mentioned it to him. Here you go Colin.
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
That's what some dude says here to explain why Gates always gives the big keynote address at the CES show. Money quote: "He's kind of like the pope of our industry. And as the pope, he always draws a crowd and people follow every word he says. You either go to heaven or you don't, if you have the Microsoft blessing." Holy crap. I just threw up in my mouth. FWIW, this year's CES show begins Sunday, if you care. I know I don't.
DISCLAIMER: Bill Gates is not actually the spiritual leader of the Roman Catholic church.