Somebody said on the WeLL said.  Hey, instead of asking a magic 8 ball, kids today ask google what they need, and they type "Name Needs" into google, in quotes.

So I did.


Matt needs prayers, and help and maybe just a balloon, a rainbow or a little fairy dust now and then
Matt needs to have his bottom bared and a paddling needs to be administered.
Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles in his shorts
matt needs a xbox 360.
mAtt NEEDS to be punched in the face
Matt Needs Money.
Matt needs to date a midget or something next
Matt needs to perform his own sex change
Matt needs people to jam with!
"Matt Needs" to not play every little blog meme that comes along

The disturbing part is, every one of those is true.  at least if you ask me.


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22 June 2007