With hilarious consequences…
| “ | In a bid to lose at least 100 followers today, I will tweet only the things that make me unfollow other people. |
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| “ | Wow my personal trainer gave me SUCH a workout today. Quads, consider yourselves blasted! |
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| “ | Service on my blackberry/iPhone/Android sucks. Might be time to switch to an iPhone/Android/Blackberry. (Thx, @richardwarnica) |
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| “ | Today seems like a good morning to tweet the lyrics from my favourite songs. |
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| “ | This cab driver does not appear to know the directions to my destination. |
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| “ | RT @AndyChalk: @scottfeschuk NICKELBACK FTW |
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| “ | This isn’t a muffin. THIS IS MORE LIKE A CAKE. |
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| “ | Oh my god, guys. Guys! GUYS!!!!!! GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! |
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| “ | Let me tell you about some great new jazz records I’ve heard. (Thanks, @ArmourJim) |
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| “ | If you’re not watching this TV show that I love, you’re an idiot. (Thanks @someMarkFarrell) |
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| “ | My bus is slightly late. |
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| “ | My next 327 tweets will be play-by-play accounts of a soccer game you’re already watching if you care about it. |
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| “ | Lacking any insight of my own, here is a quote from someone else. |
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| “ | I have a distant and ultimately inconsequential personal link to a current news figure which I will now tell you about. |
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| “ | A lineup? AT STARBUCKS??????? |
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| “ | A retail sales experience is not going as I had hoped and I feel the need to inform everyone of this. |
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| “ | Result: I have gained 14 followers. You people disgust me. |
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